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The imminent 1st Birthday Party is upon me. As my heart races faster I am suddenly overwhelmed with a "theme" and invitations and cake and an outfit and food and oh my God how many people will be at my house and now I am wondering how long is to long to leave a child unattended in a play saucer while I meticulously clean the house to prepare for such a HUGE event!!! I push it aside in my brain for a moment to read my horoscope;

If you've been contemplating undertaking a major creative project, dear Capricorn, this is the day to do it. Sudden inspiration and revelations could come from within your brain, almost like fireworks, which could have your intellect and imagination working overtime. This is also a great time to work on bringing any creative projects you have in mind into the public eye. Enlist the aid of friends and acquaintances; they're there to help you. Go for it!

AHHH Breathe count to ten, so y'all may not know this but I am using you as my aid. Come on I know you want to play. No? Well try and humor me just like I humor you every time you visit my blog o'K? First and fore most I have ordered my baby dolls dress yesterday, so if you like to take a peak you can here and imagine a blond fuzzy haired blue eyed beauty giggling underneath it. My "firework of imagination" has given me this for the invitations that I will be creating myself over the next few days, so how does this sound;

Cake and icing in her hair, presents and balloons fill the air.
This celebration we want to share!
Come for the fun, Morgan is ONE!!

Please feel free to add or delete, or just give me a thumbs up. Super.

Next up the "theme" at first I was going with the Hello Kitty because she has a few things Hello Kitty at home and can say kitty, even Sam's Club has a themed cake. Then after web-trolling I came across some cutier items that are just girlly and match her dress. So which "theme" is cutier(not even a word spell check is telling me so ;P) to you??

I think that is enough for now. After all, I am sure not ALL of you are Capricorns and feel the "inspiration and revelations coming from your brain" if you did then you would probably be reading a highly more intelligent blog than this one right now!!

Where are we going?

This post started off as a re-cap of my weekend. As I was typing I realized it didn't make any sense at all and it was plain out boring!!! So to save you all the lack luster details I will just emphasis on the eight or more grueling hours I spent in the car this weekend. Do you have any idea just how much cabin pressure build-up all that driving does to ones brain in a 48 hour period. Let me just say I have a ringing sensation in my ears and not sure why my eye keeps twitching!
As much time as I spend driving during the week, the last thing I want to do on the weekend is drive all around kingdom come. But for the entertainment of others, me and my baby entourage went to visit family on Saturday on the west side. Then on Sunday we went condo searching after church, not that the house has sold (sorry didn't mean to get you excited there) just exploring our options.
There may be a breaking point in here were the driving finally wins and I give up and just live in the hotel near work just for the simple fact that I don't want to drive anymore!! If I were wealthy I could hire a personal driver to take me to work, but then I wouldn't go to work because I was wealthy enough to not go and stay home with my baby, where I really want to be in the first place, because daycare is draining the very life out of my bank account as we speak, and I hope I have enough pop bottles to take back for baby formula tonight, and a little left over to top off the gas tank in the car until Friday. Sorry for the run-on sentence but my brain just now had on over-load and I couldn't stop. whew!!!!!!!!!!! I feel some what better, but my eye is still twitching.
In a closing note my sister is watching Morgan for me today, and she called to tell me how much fun Morgan is having in her car. Huh what car? I ask. The blow up one you had sitting un-opened on the chair in the living room. Oh the one I intended to give as a gift to SOMEONE else? It would be this one;Have a great week!!

Letter from the Dog

It has been almost 11 months since You small human like creature have entered my space. I used to run the show around here, the bigger humans lavished me with non-stop attention, gave me treats and took me places(oh I miss the DQ with the vanilla sundaes). In the past 11 months I have been yelled at to stop hovering over you, stop sniffing you, stop licking you, and most of all to get away from your high chair. Before the only time I ever got yelled at was when someone came to visit because I get so excited all 90lbs of me had to lung at the human entering, I guess I still get yelled at for that too. Now this new technique you have perfected the one where you stand on two legs and try to squeeze my face with your tiny little paws is not so much fun either. Not to mention the yelling into my face DAAAAHHH. If I ever so bark in the house I get thrown outside. I am not so sure this turn of events was in the contract when I came home from the pound. I do know that I like this spot on the couch it gives me a good view of what is going on in the kitchen and a good view of the TV. I can understand why you would want to climb up on this end of the couch. However I am not sure I like you so much(attention hog) not that I would do anything to you, but will give you warning I am sensitive to the pulling of the tail. I will continue to sit here until the bigger human finds some excuse to put me in my room or make me go outside. Probably because your fingers still smell like cheerios and I lick them. Can't you just go play with the toys they give you? Love, Cujo