What's for Lunch?

Just finished lunch.....I went all out today and got Sweet & Sour Chicken from the local China King. As every good patron does after an overloaded calorie filled plate of mystery meat pieces of deep fried batter smothered in red tangy sauce I opened my fortune cookie.
If I didn't know better I think the damn cookie is mocking me;

"The only way to have a friend is to be one."

Let me tell ya, I try really hard, it is not easy being me!

Monday Meandering #8

Here we go another Monday!

My sister and I have been catching up on rental movies. Movies that we always said we wanted to go see at the theater but never had the chance too. Since re-runs have taken over on Oprah and I am burned out on watching CSI(there is like 32 saved episodes in the Tivo) I wanted to change up my TV down time on movies without fast forwarding through the commericals. So in the past week we have strategically placed toothpicks in our eyelids and spent 2 hours in the basement watching movies after the baby goes to bed. I know all of the following movies have been out for awhile so try and take a trip back and humor me on your takes on;

PS I Love You - a love story that had me wondering do people really love each other like that? love letters from the grave and spending hours held up in your apartment with stale pizza and crusty Chinese food, cute but not really a movie to watch while still mending a broken heart.

27 Dresses - uh-huh always a bridesmaid and oh look she is finally a bride, sorry to spoil the ending if you haven't already seen it, but I didn't tell you WHO she marries

Enchanted - I am going to try and whistle a happy song the next time I clean my house perhaps the spiders and wasps will get off their asses and vacuum up the cob-webs and leftover corpse shells of insects past. Then of course the princess gets the prince in the end.

Juno - I never thought a teen pregnancy movie could be so funny. Although creepy at times Juno has a cool sense of humor and handles things well beyond her maturity level, as she states with rolling eyes.

Narnia - the witch, the lion, and the wardrobe - so cool! I have not been scared by a movie in a long time, by that I mean the hollow of the wind and the intense music with the surround sound rumble of animals coming to life, really had me jumping out of my seat.

Anonymous Stalker

A few things get me kinda weird when writing in this blog. Perhaps you may feel the same or not depending on how you air out your dirty laundry on your own blog.
I would like to express my true feelings sometimes by using a few cuss words here and there. Then I get taken back and wonder if I offend anyone when doing so, I should not feel that way, this place is my freedom of speech, but I feel perplexed. If people get offended by my comments they really don't need to keep reading right?
Then there is the fact that I can't remember who I gave my blog info to and who might be reading it, so I have to repress talking about certain people or events that happen, for the sake of their own embarrassment. Being a good Christian I really shouldn't be talking about people anyway right?
Then there is the people that I don't even know who may stumble across this blog and stalk me. Why anyone would get that notion to stalk an old broad with who doesn't shave everyday is beyond me. Every once in awhile I get an anonymous comment in regards to my post on the day of my divorce. At first I thought it was just someone joking around with me so I just blew it off. But after the second time I was like huh, is this anonymous really serious?? Then the third time oh boy?? To clear the air Mr. Anonymous from somewhere not in America.....YES 13 is definitely to young and uh 14 does not make you older, and the reason you do not have back hair is because you are 14. Our love will not prevail under any circumstance, not even if I was one of those school teachers who date their students. I am sorry I will only be dating men in their 30's or 40's who have a little more experience in the relationship department, a drivers license, credit, a pot to piss in, and who live a little closer to my home. I do hope you understand where I am coming from, with your 14 years of wisdom I am sure you will move on. This is not the first heart break you will endure in your young life, perhaps you will have better luck finding a girl on myspace, facebook, or try the next high school dance. This just isn't the right time for you and I, farewell young lad. My patient heart waits for someone much older and maybe I should reconsider the extra hair?