Thursday, June 11, 2009

Top of the Morning

I have decided to keep eating baby carrots, with my wicked eye sight I can stare the cancer away....great advice Diva! I can sleep better tonight.
Speaking of sleep last night for six hours I slept in my own bed by myself without the comfort of a foot in my back or a finger up my nose. Although today is overcast my body feels rested and ready to work right after I finish my coffee.
On the way to work I nearly hit a man riding a bike on a semi-urban road. I was getting ready to turn right and was waiting for traffic to clear on my left as I stopped at a red light, when I went to proceed HELLO there he was man on bike right in front of me!! Who in the world rides there bike for exercise at 6:50AM?? He was kind enough to yell Good Morning and not some profane choice of words as I nearly creamed his ass to the curb.
So far it seems my troubles of yesterday just needed a good rest, thank goodness I ate those carrots for lunch.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

One Hot Bath and a Beer Stat!

This may come as a surprise to some of you but I can become irritable and cranky!! Today is one of those days. I am fed up and at the end of my rope, hands in the air, walk away, count to ten, don't look at me that way.
Things like the annoying glob of mucus that has been in my throat for over a week have contributed to this persistent thermostat that is ready to explode! Given the fact I have not slept a full night in over a week could be a factor. A 36 inch blonde hair blue eyed toddler who looks innocent enough has refused to sleep in her own bed the last four nights. The same toddler who is mocking the same cold symptoms I have and whines enough for the both of us.
At work I have an annoying employee who doesn't remember what he did ten days ago important information I need to process invoicing, same employee has been hanging out in the office looking at the same job tickets for an hour, and now can't remember his name. Being particular of the way I file, the job tickets the shuffling of paper in the next room is enough to make my eye start to twitch.
Oh look a text message from SD, his doctor thinks he may have a bleeding ulcer. Moving on.
My daycare provider has warned me about baby cut carrots and the fact they use chlorine to wash the little buggers thus may cause cancer. Snopes tells me part true and false but can not completely define the answer. Your not going to guess what I have in my lunch, oh you did guess a bag of baby carrots.
Ok I have to stop typing my left shoulder is feeling a little heavy it could be the devil and who knows what he has up his sleeve.

Friday, June 5, 2009

My head hurts

I woke up this morning with a pounding headache and gasping for breath because the mutated snot bug had taken over all parts of my upper respiratory, making it difficult to breath through my mouth or nose. I lay in bed trying to gain enough strength to get up to take a hot shower. Morgan had crawled into my bed at God knows when hour and had entwined her limbs around my neck and hair so every time I tried to move her body she would show signs of waking. If I wanted to get into the shower long enough to clear my head I had to remove her methodically so she stayed asleep. Then that attempt was a total FAIL. I eventually got her on the couch with a cold cup of milk to watch the four thousandth episode of Dora.
We eventually made it out of the house moving ever so slowly and forgetting where I put things and went back and forth in my mind should I stay home or go to work. Since money is tight work won. Morgan is spending the day with SD which is good for me because I am forcing him to keep her longer than the work day so I can go home to put on laundry and nap. Nap may just trump laundry cause laundry is a bitch and it never ends.
This next part I have to tell you about is not for the animal sensitive heart. I pulled into work this morning and not one but two black kittens had been run over and left for dead in our parking lot at work. I am only guessing that the guys from next door and their work trucks are to blame because they have nearly run me down and haven't thought twice about it. Poor kittens didn't have a chance.
Now if you will excuse me I have to go take more drugs to help relieve the pain behind my eyes. I hope there isn't a waiting period to buy more OTC drugs. A few months ago when I purchased a decongestant the pharmacy took a copy of my ID and threatened to take my first born if I tried to sell it to the teenager waiting outside?! What is this world coming to takes only a hand full of people to ruin it for all of us.