Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Are you smarter than a 5th Grader?

Test of the Day.....

How many can you name in ten minutes?

This should keep you busy for a little while. I missed 6 of them of course it could have been because the ones I missed didn't have palm trees, beaches or a warm climate!! Winter I really wish you would just take a hike in Wyoming!! (there I gave you one)

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Everything MUST Go!

I am still trying to sell my house in a market that is way less than probable(a friendly reminder sent by my realtor this afternoon via e-mail). I have tried to think positively and use the Secret to bring energy to lure in a potential buyer. I did see someone taking a flyer out of the box in the front yard Sunday, before the damn dog chased the man into his car. Without sounding desperate do you think it is to much to hire magicans, elephants, and the motorcycle ball of death to perform on the front lawn to draw in more attention to the place??? Maybe the elephants are a little over the top, but seriously I need to get out of this house. I will take any offer, just as long as you keep the dog!

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

The Moon

Last night before tucking my baby into bed we viewed the moon in all its bright fullness from almost every room in the house. Morgan thought it was the funniest thing that every window we looked out there it was "The MOoooN"!! It is so refreshing that something so simple can bring such joy to the eyes of babes. Share the moon with your little one today, you'll be happy you did.
Now for a nursery ryhme my boss taught me for Morgan;
I see the Moon, and the Moon see me!
God Bless the Moon, and God bless me!
For all you astrology fans out there here is a guide to the Total Lunar Eclipse that happens tonight. I just happened to stumble across it looking for moon pictures. Enjoy!!

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Bitter Sweet Valentine

I can not lie today sucks, but only because I am single! Valentine's Day a time for lovers to express their "love" for one another by bearing gifts and cards. Red and Pink hearts fill the air along with the smell of red roses and chocolate creations that beg to be eatin, but not this year not by ME. I am on a anti-Valentine celebration, if I am miserable about love everyone else reading this blog should be too. So without further a due I will turn the floor over to msn.inside music, Kelli Congelli put together the top "I HATE LOVE" songs of all time, with a short description of life without love. My personal anthem Alanis Morissette-"You Oughta Know". I can remember screaming at the top of my lungs when my first long term relationship ended, oh so long ago. It makes me laugh that Adam Sandler made the list for his rendition of love "Somebody Kill Me" in The Wedding Singer! My marriage failure song would have to be Chris Daughtry-Over You which did not make the list, but it is listened to on a high level in the car.Dear Valentine Celebrater,
Before you assume I am a heartless bitch and have given up on love don't not worry I have not lost faith. Eventually I will come around and find away to celebrate the day love have made just not this year. So I hope you get fat from eating the heart shaped Reese's cup and get a paper cut opening that love letter. I am going to take this kleenex box over here and continue poking needles into the voo-doo doll of SD.
Hugs & Kisses, Morgan's Mom

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Snow Angel

While I am trying to regain concisiousness from being up all hours of the last 2 nights tending to a baby who has developed croup. I stumble across the hallway every hour, having to check on Morgan everytime she coughs to make sure she hasn't coughed up a lung and stopped breathing. I am back at work and will leave you with a couple cute pics taken a couple weekends ago when my Aunt and God-child came over for a visit and brought a cute little sled for Morgan. This was the first time Morgan was out in the snow.(just a side note the blanket was mine when I was a baby and somewhere there is a pic similar of me in a sled) The sled provided much entertainment for all including the dog who would not leave the baby alone anywhere in the yard. To bad lately the extreme cold has settled the last few days, fresh air would be nice.After sledding the afternoon messy hair and all a bowl full of snow tastes good!!

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

All Jacked up on Hannah Montana

I have fallen subject to the Hannah Montana band wagon, heaven HELP me!!
I promised my 11 year old God-child a viewing experience at the IMAX theather when Hannah Montana Concert in 3D arrived, not knowing the frenzy of screaming little people I would encounter. This past weekend just so happened to be the weekend for such an event. I got my tickets a week early and the only shows not SOLD OUT were early 10am or 9:45pm, so I settled for the late show knowing Lyd(God-child) would be up! To complete the experience my Aunt stopped at the local Wal-mart(that is Hannah Montana club gear central) on their way out to my place for a concert t-shirt. WHOA! at least it is pink and black and can be turn inside out!
We arrived at the theather an hour early where more than a hand full of moms were all ready standing in line to get dibs on good seats. Lucky for us there were only two of us and there just so happened to be two seats center toward the top. Only 40 more minutes until show time! Just before the movie started the lights flickered and 700 ear piercing screams filled the room, including the 8 yr old boy next to me. Of course Disney had to preview an upcoming 3D movie because they knew the 36 million Miley was pulling in for one weekend wasn't enough. There was also the U2-3D concert that I am so going to see! The Hannah movie of course was just like being at the concert on stage, and I will let you draw your own imagination as to how you view a 15 yr old making way more money than I can count and traveling to far more cities than I would ever want to go.
The way I see it, it is preparing me for the next 18 years of my life, Morgan I am sure will be suckering me into teeny booper, media made idols soon enough.

Friday, February 1, 2008

week in a minute

I have been meaning to write and tell you about my exciting week and upcoming weekend, but damn the man who created work and responsiblity! I have really been contemplating hooking up the internet back at home but geez the price of luxury in my area is about the price of a tank of gas, after weighing the pros and cons I still have to drive so the tank of gas won out the luxury to sit at home in my pajamas in a dark room talking to all of you on the internet, damn that man too!

Update on Morgan, she is doing great thanks to the antibiotics that she is now taking a liking to after five days of sitting on her and shoving the plastic syringe down her throat only to be sprayed with pink shower when she exhales to scream at me WWWWHHHHYYYYY!!!!! Her nose is now releasing the mucus that had settled in her head for over a week. It was nice to hear her laugh yesterday, it was funny to her to stick her finger up my nose!! hiralious, it wasn't the most pleasant feeling but her laughter made up the difference.


Last night I took Morgan to my MIL to spend the night so I didn't have to drive her in the snowy conditions morning and she was safe at Gramma's to spend the day, until I have to pick her up tonight. This opportunity without a baby shadow opened up a window of cleaning of a house I have neglected for a couple weeks. A house that will entertain a new bible study small group tonight, (more on that in a minute). So right after the scrubbing of toilets, stripping the bed sheets, two loads of laundry, and making a gooey butter cake, I decided to vaccum which at my house is an hour long choir in itself. About half way through the vaccum decides to stop sucking and make a humming noise so with quick thinking I turn off the Red Dirt Devil and begin to smell the burning of OHHHH God what is that???? I un-plug the vaccum and stick it outside to cool or just die from the rotten stench that is permiating my living room. After 10 minutes on the porch I let the Red Dirt Devil back in turn it over a begin the operation... trusty screwdriver in hand, the smell still eminating from underneath. I remove the plastic cover that holds the guts of a round brush and rubber belt to find..........DOG HAIR! Damn Dog! So much dog hair it has melted itself around the metal pin that spins the brush, much to my surprise and thanks to my quick thinking the rubber belt is spared and can be used again after a cleaning. After spending more time than I wanted to cleaning the vaccum and the floors are clean, the bathrooms have a fresh scent, and the gooey butter cake is ready for eating, I can remain calm until the guests arrive.

Me a leader you have got to be kidding??!!! No it is true I have signed up to lead a small bible study group at my house on Friday nights at 7pm. By small I talking under 5-6 people so far, until those people go tell other people how cool I am and they will all be knocking on my door to become a part of what my church calls Trans4mation! I am excited for the opportunity that God has put before me, a positive challenge that is welcoming to the year I have been through. This opportunity is good because I can put my baby to bed and be home and climb into bed after the guest leave. Come back next week where we will be talking about the study and Hannah Montana!!! whoa-who!