My dear young sister and I were having a conversation last night on the way home from the store it involved sitcoms now on DVD, it went a little something like this;
sis - Steve[boyfriend] has been bringing home movies or DVD's that he has been getting good deals on at work.
me - oh yeha like what?
sis - like older movies and shows from wwwaaaayyy back, like I never heard of and maybe you have "Welcome Back Cooter" or something like that?
me- Kotter
sis - what? I don't know it looks really old, it says John Trovolta is in it
me - Kotter you mean Welcome Back Kotter
sis - oh that makes more sense HA! followed by uncontrolled giggling all the way home
me - of course it does
Welcome Back, welcome back,welcome bbbaaaacckkk!
Don't tell me you can't sing the title and it doesn't ring back in your head. Your welcome now go about your day.
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Christmas Muse
I have spent the last two nights trying to take Christmas pictures of a 13 month old. If you don't know how crazy a situation like this can be, let me tell ya try to wrestle a 16 pound wet seal covered in Vaseline, make it pose just long enough for the camera battery to catch up and adjust to focus only to miss the cute smile before the quick turn away glance only to find the flash didn't go off. THIS IS WHY DRINKING is encouraged on Christmas Day!! All the time and energy you spend to get just the right shot for family and friends should be well rewarded.
Before the display of pictures you will not see in your Christmas card from US let me explain why you will not see the dog(and I mean the real dog not the ex) in the photo. I had every intention on a cute loving embrace of dear daughter sitting in front of the tree with the dog. When I called the dog over she thought it was cutier to tip the baby out of the chair into the Christmas tree knocking the bottom branches out and babies legs in the air while licking my face more enjoyable.(no this was not caught on film) So the dog was cut from the scene and may not be back well not until I let her back in the house.
On with the show....Let's start by cute intentions chair with sleigh (instead of dog)Before the display of pictures you will not see in your Christmas card from US let me explain why you will not see the dog(and I mean the real dog not the ex) in the photo. I had every intention on a cute loving embrace of dear daughter sitting in front of the tree with the dog. When I called the dog over she thought it was cutier to tip the baby out of the chair into the Christmas tree knocking the bottom branches out and babies legs in the air while licking my face more enjoyable.(no this was not caught on film) So the dog was cut from the scene and may not be back well not until I let her back in the house.
followed by this shoe must go.......where is the other shoe?
then let's try sitting cute baby in the sleigh........big smile but look at MOMMY!
look at Mommy with eyes OPEN!............
Ok fine here is your Christmas card picture...............Happy Holidays!
Monday, December 10, 2007
Winter Itch
What is the elbow good for? and how does it end up so dry that it itches like crazy and screams for attention at the weirdest time(9:53am)????
"LOTION........I need attention you lazy wench you spend to much time shaving your legs, clearly which is why I am going to crack and itch like hell under the long sleeve you choose to put me in this morning!"
"LOTION........I need attention you lazy wench you spend to much time shaving your legs, clearly which is why I am going to crack and itch like hell under the long sleeve you choose to put me in this morning!"
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