Home Ownership

!!!!SUCKS!!!!
Will someone for the love of God please buy this house?!?

Just live with the minor details that need attention, I have for the past 6 years! Do not bitch and complain about the small leak that happened in the laundry room oh 3 years ago...so the drywall is a little cracked and moldy so what, it is the laundry room not everyone goes in there. If you walk across the hall oooohhhhh look down fresh new tile, see it trumps the ugly ceiling in the room next door. Never mind the crack on the living room wall between the kitchen and front room(note: not near the leak in laundry room) this crack was painted over and never patched, the crack has not moved in 4 years since the painting so were good. I think the crack will be more noticable if I patch it with caulk, sand it down, then re-paint it(maybe when you move in you can re-paint and fix the crack yourself). I guess that means you did not notice the freshly painted front doors when you entered the house, not to mention the potted petunias that match perfectly with the garnet red color I decided to paint the doors with. What's that.....the deck is sinking??? yeh it is fine it is supported with four posts under that there deck, the hot tub that sits upon it will not collapse under the weight of 6 people if they weigh under 100 pounds each. If you enjoy the hot tub in the evening hours you will hardly notice the bowing of the floor boards just watch your toes you might stub them on a nail pop. Please put into consideration that a single mom now lives in the house and the outside does not get the attention it once did when a man who once worshiped his yard has taken a time out....permanently!! So if you want the pond to look as good as it does in the picture on the internet your gonna have to get out there and tidy it up a bit yourself, you should have considered buying the house sooner. Yes I will get the carpets cleaned as soon as my daugther is fed enough and I have enough gas to get me to and from work for a week, no that is not a recent stain from the dog pissing on the carpet....does the house smell like dog??? I take that smell seriously and do everything in my power to elimanate any animal smells from my house without getting rid of the dog. I baked cookies fresh this morning so that the comfort of a chewy chocolate chips cookie would invite you to stay and put your feet up(so that you don't see the stain from a whole can of pop spilled over the coffee table either). Did you notice the entertainment wall of TV's downstairs? Perhaps you should take the flier home with you and reconsider what the house of your dreams can be when it is well cared. Oh forgot to mention I know the cost of fuel sucks and propane is not an exception, and you can be put on a budget plan so that the propane nazi does not come take your first born and hold her for colladeral. They are sympathic to your home heating needs, you just have to pay your bill on time, or they will let the tank run out late on a saturday night when it is below 0 and they are not open on sunday! So if your not going to buy the dam house give the flier to your annoying neighbor that you wish would move out of your current neighborhood and save you the time and hassle of moving. Thanks for stopping by, sorry we could not accommodate all your needs!