Thursday, October 30, 2008

One of Those moments

I promise to get out a post of the ever so wonderful birthday party soon. IF I can find time to download some more pictures. Let me tell you those happy thoughts could not come fast enough yesterday.
It was a typical day you know the one that wakes you so much earlier than you want to get up. One where before you know it, it is time to leave and I haven't even put on my bra yet and my girl just wants to run around without getting her hair brushed before daycare. Then I throw her in the car with a half toasted waffle while I run around the house be sure all the lights are turned off, the heat turned down, and the dog was let back in, all before 7am.
Another day where I am running late as usual to drop off the baby at daycare and make it to work before 8am, then the day just turns crazy at work. A new machine is being installed but the shipping department forgot to unload a box that they already signed for and you pray that the trucking company hasn't crossed the border yet to get that ever so important software main brain package back to the shop.
Then I discovered my bank changed their rules again and decided to hand out NSF fees to anyone who decides to use their debit card the night before the direct deposit is to be put in your account. A bank system I thought I had working in my favor where if after banking hours I use my debit card then the transaction won't go through until the next day is not working in my anymore. Apparently if you use you card for any purchase it will be posted on that day and it doesn't matter if you have been a long time customer or not, fees will be applied for each item you over draw. Yeha I am rambling entirely way to much about the damn bank who as a courtesy has reversed the charges until next week when I try to beat the system again!
On my way home I had to return some items not needed from the birthday party at the mall. Where I went by Panera Bread to keep my girl quite with a bagel and myself energized with a coffee. We picked up pictures from our photo shoot with Alexander and headed home.
My sister called to remind me there was no milk at home, so I had to stop at Meijer on the way. By 6:30 pm I must have looked frazzled at the store, trying to compromise with a hungry two year old who insisted that she wanted to sit on her knees in one of the short baskets at the store. I insisted she sit oh her hinney, which I could tell was not going over well. A woman walked past gave me a friendly smile and said "it only gets better", suddenly I felt like a failure. So I took Morgan out of the cart and had her walk along side holding the basket, where she complained whined insistently. In her hast to stop the basket to get back in she threw herself on the floor and bopped her head, I scooped her up and she wailed. I pleasantly shot straight for the milk cooler conveniently located at the BACK of the store. All the while the people around me glanced behind their shopping list and somberly sleeping babies in their infant carriers. Deal with it people did you wake up at 5am this morning???
We eventually made it home in time for a quick dinner, bath, and before you know it bed!

Monday, October 27, 2008

Monday Meandering #17

I need one more day of rest and a maid to recover from the most exciting two year old birthday party I have ever been to. I am not just saying that because it was Morgan's big day, but I honestly think everyone had a great time. If they didn't they are all lying!! In fact there was a time I looked at the clock and said wow we still have another hour to go, all the presents were open, the cake was being enjoyed and there was still food left.
So hey the party was TERRIFIC and my baby was HAPPY!! No one got hurt and I was successful in sending each child home with either a sugar high or a jumping induced crash to sleep car ride home! For some photos click on my flicker over there on the right.
For now I have to go to work, bummer I know cause you really want to hear more about the bounce house, the cake, the new pots and pans and more play food than streamers right.??!!
See you soon.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Hypocrite

I remember a vague discussion with my sister in law sometime ago about how many birthday parties a kid should have in their young lifetime. A discussion I had BC (before child), I believe during that discussion I said when I have kids I will only celebrate the big ones like 1, and 5, then 10, then 16, I don't know what exactly makes these particular numbers big ones but it just numbers I threw off my head. To back my claim I exemplified 1 is well DUH the first ONE of many, then 5 cause hey your a big kid with friends in school now we can invite those friends, then 10 cause you know double digit, then of course the sweet 16 after that your on your own, only not really you can live with Mom for as long as you need to and she will be sucked into the graduation party and so on.
Anyway I have made it through most of this month telling myself oh Morgan's birthday is on the 25th not a big deal. A few people turned into over 25 people and their children cause I just can't invite two friends because that would leave out all the cousins and you know what happens when you don't invite family. Now that it is two days before said party I have no food to serve these people and I am at a loss for how to entertain 2 year olds, but I do it everyday and that just seems too exhausting! 12 little people all wanting to be held at one time, 12 little necks to nibble on, 24 little feet to chase up and down the hallway, 12 push-ups I have to lick to stop from dripping all over the place. Yeha you know you want to be me!! So today I have decided to take people up on their offer to bring something or watch my toddler over night so I can half-ass put together a circus themed birthday for my ever so busy ankle biter.
This party will be just as big as the big ONE. A party at one time I vowed never to throw but seeing that Morgan is my only one I plan to ROCK.THIS.PARTY.OUT. cause heck it is also a celebration of me becoming a Mom I always wanted to be. A single Mom who will pull through with a great party because working under pressure is how I ROLL! Now if I can just find my baby girl she was just here in the corn............

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Haystack Jumping

Step to the edge and gently bend at the knees...READY
The first time Morgan totally let go of my hand. As I grabbed for my heart my girl screams with laughter......
Do it again Mommy.............
Catching some air...................
Then with SD, Totally getting lift on this one, check out the pig tails.....
This could have went on for hours but we enticed her with a walk in the corn maze, stay tuned.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Monday Meandering #16

Top of the morning to all of you!! I am not sure where I got the energy but I got out of bed this morning bright eyed and bushy tailed. No rolling out of bed turning off the alarm and crawling back under the covers to find a more comfortable spot on the other side of the bed. I just feel the need to mention having a queen size bed all to myself has its advantages. However I was delivering meal on wheels to my good friend dr. Bray this morning so I had to be up and moving early no time to delay, taco lasanga was prepped and ready to go. Morgan went to bed early last night which gave me extra time to prepare to get out the door on time this morning.
Now that I really think of it the whole weekend was a bit like a 32 oz. can of Red Bull, non-stop from the time I left work on Friday. SD was kind enough to pick up Morgan from his mothers on Friday which gave me an opportunity to travel to the other side of town for Grammy's birthday. Morgan and I surprised Great Gramma by showing up on her door step with a balloon. Of course no visit would be complete without the guilty remark of "OH I wondered why you didn't call me all day for my birthday"! ugh I am here that should be gift enough! We enjoyed our visit with Grammy and a few other family members over cake.
Saturday morning we had the chance to sleep in and have breakfast. Then SD called to see if we wanted to go to the cider mill. So we headed out to the apple orchard where we had a blast, feeding the animals, climbing the hay stack, running through the corn maze, taking a hayride to the pumpkin patch and picking out Morgan's first pumpkin and a gourd that she didn't want to put down. Because SD just had shoulder surgery and he was being bull headed and wanted to carry the pumpkin to the car by the stem. The pumpkin stem feeling the need to be released from the 30lb pumpkin let go all over the parking lot 2 cars before we were to put it safely into our trunk. So for the rest of our visit at the cider mill while eating donuts and drinking cider, my toddler repeated "Daddy broke pumpkin......accident" "it's ok, Daddy get a new one" over and over again. Nothing says guilty like your toddler reminding you of your pride. Lucky for us they had pumpkins already picked up front that we exchanged for a new one, not as pretty as the one we picked ourselves but a pumpkin none the less. Stay tuned for the picture edition later this week, you don't want to miss the action shots of mom & daughter jumping off the haystack!
Sunday we went to the Fall Fun Fest at Deneweths with the Johnson family. A little like the cider mill we painted a pumpkin had a snack, ran around the mini-haystacks for the kids, played on the giant sand hill, and rode the train through the haunted barn. My Aunt and cousin met us for the afternoon and we went to lunch then later back to my house so Morgan could open her birthday presents(my aunt can not make it to her party next weekend). All this and no nap but 10 minutes on the car ride home made for an early bed time of 7:30pm for the little one.
Now if you will excuse me I have to rest before this weekend birthday party number two! With a circus theme, there are hot dogs to be purchased and streamers to be hung, and OH popcorn to pop. This should be fun mixing two families of divorce always is!!!! hahaha

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

More like a slip & slide....

I think you should all go over and see dr. Bray and give her a big HUG!! She spent the last 13 hours giving birth to a new son named Lukas Kelly! I do not have all the details but I know that Lukas was born just after 8pm this evening and weighed around 5lbs 7oz. So far everyone is healthy and doing well keep them in your prayers. I guess dr. Bray developed a pretty serious infection and is now being treated with antibiotics. You can learn more about her story on her blog, and the journey she has been on with this little one. The things we do for our kids, she is an awesome will of strength, determination, and patience. Welcome Lukas and Congrats to Kellie, Eddie and Nicholas, LOVE you all!
Hey you gotta check this video out............
I took this of Morgan tonight, notice her smarter than the average 23 month old I know that camera is on and will not perform no matter how much I try to coax her. Little stinker! Enjoy and if I sound like that for real......I know why I will remain single for the rest of my life.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Monday Meandering #15

Hey there thought I would entertain you, yeha I wish you would all stop expecting clowns and circus animals. If your expecting me to tell you I had a complete and utter free weekend without having to drive anywhere or hold any schedule well then you came to the right place.
It was refreshing and totally unexpected to have SD pick up Morgan for me on Friday afternoon. I lowered my expectation level with SD and stopped getting mad that I am the only one pulling the weight around here. It is what it is and I have to accept it. Which meant that I drove straight home from work and didn't even notice the radio wasn't on for 25 minutes of my drive, by the time I did notice it I left it off because holy cow silence is Golden!
When I got home Morgan and I pulled dead flowers from the flower beds in front of the house the ones my sister planted and promised to tend but we won't go there. The sister bitching will only lead to me telling you about her moving back in with me and bringing her cat, the cat that shits more than any cat I have ever owned, the cat box she promised she would clean everyday because I think she knew about the shit machine before she brought it into my home. The sister and her cat that will soon be moving into the garage if she doesn't stop giving me attitude when I suggest she clean the cat box today!! ooopppppsss sorry just a little bitter........
Saturday was a complete and blissful day of rest. Except the one fact that my body woke me up at 5:50am, I popped open my eyes, then my heart began to race WTF what day is it?? I laid in bed listening for Morgan who didn't wake until after 7am. It was nice to snuggle such a happy and rested toddler and listen to her giggle every time I told her she had milk breathe! Most of the day was spent vacuuming floors, folding laundry, washing dishes and being chased by a pink dinosaur. Of course we did enjoy some time outdoors with the Indian summer like temperatures we are having. My friend Annette came by to visit to take some of the landscaping bricks from the yard.
Speaking of clowns and circus acts I have a birthday party to plan that happens in two weeks. I told myself before I had children that I would only celebrated the momentous birthdays say 1, 5, 10, 16....why is it necessary to throw a big shin dig of people year after year, a mix of people who don't normally hang out together in the first place??? well I am not sure why I am not listening to my gut to throw this big party but only for the love of my baby girl who will be 2! A girl who I am sure will be completely overwhelmed by the amount of people singing to her. A birthday party that will be assembled at my house in 2 weeks. A birthday party that will be pulled out of my rear because procrastination is my middle name and funds would be the second from last. But hey I am having a popcorn machine and plenty of sugar filled snacks to please the masses arriving just in time. Also thinking a rubber room with a lock on the outside should be installed just in case a relative or two gets out of hand.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

MIss January

I'm a sucker for a celebrity sighting. So when my brother called last night to say they were filming a movie in front of his house I didn't believe him. I told him he had to send me some proof. As I grilled him for information about how he knew it was a movie? He then asks me how often have I seen an old delivery truck driving down his street with a hot dog on top of it and a film crew with large lights? Coming from the neighborhood where my brother currently lives, not often, I mean never... especially one with FAG GOT written on the side of it.

Apparently a movie called "Miss January" staring Kim Cattrall and Brian Dennehy has been filming in the Wayne County area. Although it is highly doubtful that Kim or Brian will be walking into the local liquor store for a lottery ticket. I thought how cool to have Hollywood literally one house away from someone I know. My brothers house could be on the big screen, who knew. The house on the left is my brothers neighbor the hotel is on the right.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Good Ol' Fall

I don't know about you but we have had the furnace on already and it hasn't been but a week. Morgan has come down with some kind of illness that has brought a temperature and nothing else. Tell me what are some of your tricks to drown out a bossy toddler who refuses to take a nap? and insists that Mommie's bed is the bed where she wants to sleep and oh not before you read a book, then get another drink of juice, then it is just a plain out screaming Mommie, Mommie when you lay her in the crib only to find her ten minutes later curled up in the fetus position in the corner of the crib. I am underpaid around here, having to deal with terrible twos makes me want to hide in the closet with a bag of M&M's only I know she will find me the girl has a nose for chocolate!
So Fall is here and I do like the change of colors on the trees. The last bit of color before everything is just white and grey then mud all over. The smell of cider is in the air. We have not ventured to the cider mill yet, but my friend Annette came by on Sunday afternoon with a treat of donuts, cider and cute pumpkin Morgan calls fuzzy. I think with Morgan's mature 2 year old status Halloween will be much more fun this year. My daycare is fully decorated, to see Morgans eyes to point uncontrollably at pumpkins and lights and skeletons, OH Morgan go SEE NOW! What a joy to see her happy and say everything she sees is awesome!
I am going to leave you with a Halloween costume preview with me modeling the hat of course, I am working on getting her to keep anything in her hair or on her head. Another phase I hope she grows out of. What are you kids going to be for Halloween??